The Lineup
Five bars. One wrapper. Every single one stamped, weighed, and personally yelled at before it shipped.
No. 01
"I'll take ONE."
The original wrapper. The original scream. A no-frills bar of single-origin cocoa pressed thin, snapped sharp, and wrapped in our signature yellow-and-twin-tone paper. Eat one. Buy three more. That's just how it goes.
No. 02
"Fancy! I'll take a million."
For our most distinguished customers. Hand-roasted hazelnuts and almonds, placed (not scattered) by people who care about where a nut sits. Pairs well with stairs, doors, and shouting.
No. 03
"CHOCOLATE!?!?!!!"
A wagon's worth of bars stacked into one ridiculous bundle. For the customer who hears "we have chocolate" and immediately blacks out from joy. Ships in a kraft sleeve tied with twine because we're not animals.
No. 04
"Is this for the chocolate?"
85% cocoa from the deepest, most dramatic harvest of the season. Bittersweet, brooding, mildly suspicious of strangers at the door. Pairs with espresso, salt, and any bar of music written in a minor key.
No. 05
"Hi! Wanna buy some chocolate?"
Smooth, creamy, and aggressively cheerful. Slow-conched cocoa butter blended with vanilla pulled from a single pod. Best enjoyed at the front door, while sprinting away from the next sale.
It rarely is. Pick a few, we'll wrap them, you'll yell.
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