Single-Origin Cocoa
Sourced from one cove, one harvest, one stubbornly good crop. We don't blend, we don't hide.
Single-origin · Hand-wrapped · Hand-delivered
CHOCOLATE !?!?!!!
The candy bar so good it has to be screamed. Restocked after the Great Chocolate Shortage. Limited daily run.
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2025Coastal Confectioners' Guild — Loudest Bar
★★★★★"I'll take a million." — A Customer
98%of testers shouted on first bite
Single-Origincocoa, traceable to one cove
Why it's the loud one
Three things every bar is, before it leaves the wrapper.
Scream-Tested
Every batch passes through a panel of professionally enthusiastic taste-testers. The volume is the metric.
Hand-Delivered
Door-to-door, in small batches, by people who genuinely believe you should be eating this right now.
Three bars. Three reactions.
The Craft
Small bars, loud opinions.
We make a bar a day, sometimes two. Each one is wrapped by hand in our signature yellow-and-twin-tone paper, stamped, weighed, and personally yelled at — for quality. Anything quieter than a shout doesn't ship.
If you want consistency, predictability, and quiet good behavior, the supermarket aisle is right there. If you want a bar with a personality? Keep reading.
Read the whole storyI love chocolate. I want chocolate. Give me chocolate.
Ready to scream?
Order before the next shortage. (There is always a next shortage.)
Buy CHOCOLATE!?!?!!!